24 Gnarly FUPAS
For those not in the know, a FUPA is a fat upper pu… “private” area. It’s a sexless affliction; men and women alike can grow these front-butts. FUPAs are no new thing, but only recently have some people began entertaining their obesity and food fetishes. Many FUPA-havers are not just genetically unlucky or unable to stay healthy — they love their FUPAs and cultivate them like little kangaroo babies, growing in their pouches. The only difference is that while Kangaroos release their children eventually, FUPA-lovers continue to feed and expand the mound until explosion, death, or both. Also, people aren’t nearly as cute as kangaroos. Here are 24 FUPAs you will probably not love.
She shocks even herself.
He’s hiding a few meals in there.
Complete with mysterious crotch stains.
She wears hers proudly.
More of a gut, but seriously, WTF?
What’s going on here?!
What did the last one look like? Wait, please, don’t tell us
You’ll never outrun this guy.
FUPAs in love.
F is for FUPA.
The American dream.
He looks like he’s dying.
Replace the F in FUPA with ‘Flexible’
A very frowny FUPA.
It’s trying to escape.
One of the biggest FUPAs ever.
Adult babies aren’t anything new.
A wild Snorlax appears!
That’s a really flattering shade of morbidly obese.
On the way to the ICP concert.
Annnnd… Here’s the crappy topping on this terrible cake.