Arnold Schwarzenegger Lovechild Drama Ripped From Headlines For “Law & Order: SVU”

The Arnold Schwarzenneger/housekeeper baby daddy scandal is the latest story to be plucked from the headlines and shamelessly reinacted for an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, TV Line has learned.

An episode loosely inspired by the scandal that brewed when the world learned that The Governator secretly fathered a son with family maid, Mildred Patty Baena, unbeknownst to his wife, is in the works for the show’s forthcoming Stabler-less 13th season. In the episode, Schwarzenegger Andrew Raines, a charming philanthropist in his ’50s, fathers an illegitimate child, angering his fiercely protective wife Shriver Kathleen.

A rep for the series has declined to comment, saying only that: “SVU is fiction.”