Chris Brown’s Neighbors Kind of Hate Him
Chris Brown — singer, noted douchebag, and member of the He-Man Woman Hater’s Club — has only lived in his West Hollywood condo for a few months, but he’s already shown his usual knack for winning friends and influencing people.
In addition to blasting loud music at all hours and carving his initials into the elevator doors (no, seriously), seems Breezy doesn’t like to scuff up the soles of his pricey shoes so he’s taken to parking his high-dollar rides in the garage’s handicapped spots.
The city has already ticketed him numerous times and everyone’s so fed-up that he may soon find his cars do indeed have priority parking — at the local impound lots.
His lawyer says it’s all a big misunderstanding, but that’s what Chris said about Rihanna too. Apparently her face misunderstood his fist was about to make contact with it.
And we all know how that turned out.