Lindsay Lohan Yellow, Rotten Teeth Pictures Emerge
This is your teeth on drugs. Any questions?
We understand that work is hard to come by for Lindsay Lohan these days, but surely the girl can afford a proper teeth scrubbing twice a year. Apparently not. The troubled 25-year-old showed off a nasty case of “Meth Teeth” (or the belated effects of too much coffee and nicotine?) at the Los Angeles launch of XBox game THQs Saints Row: The Third on Wednesday night. The state of Lohan’s busted butter wedges caused such a flury on the blogosphere that the starlet’s rep was forced to issue a tense statement on what we’re calling “The Great Chopper Debate.”
Here’s the word from Steve Honig, LiLo’s longtime mouthpiece. Er — no pun intended.
“Lindsay is widely acknowledged as one of the most stunning actresses of her day, and we get requests every week wanting to do photo shoots with her from top photographers. She’s been on the cover of Vanity Fair and the top beauty and fashion magazines. She’s a beautiful and glamorous actress. With everything going on from deteriorating public education to rampant homelessness to international unrest there is no way I’m going to comment on Lindsay’s teeth.”
It looks like White Oprah and The Curious Case of Ali Lohan can get an early start on Lindsay’s holiday stocking stuffers. Crest White Strips and dental floss anyone?