Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Killed By Sarah Palin!
No one is safe from Sarah the Caribou Slayer.
With the unabashed hunting depicted on her TLC reality show, Sarah Palin’s Alaska, and her pointed rebuttals to Aaron Sorkin and PETA, the ex-Alaska Governor and current professional celebrity caused quite a stir earlier this month.
Ever defiant, and fueled by the need to feed her family (an organic, protein-filled diet, no less) while guarding our God-given 2nd Amendment rights and earning maximum attention, she’s got someone special in the crosshairs today …
Sarah Palin Kills Rudolph