Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have broken up, according to a new report. People confirmed the split today, though reps for the two could not be reached. The news comes amid myriad reports that they’ve been having “difficulties.” Guess that was true, to say the least. “Priorities” were said to be the issue. Whatever that [...]
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Candice Glover Gushes Over American Idol Victory: A Dream Come True!
Three years. That’s what Candice Glover uttered last night upon being crowned American Idol winner, citing the number of seasons on which she’s appeared. “I’m still trying to process it,”‘ she told reporters soon after the finale ended. “I don’t even know my name! Oh my gosh! I don’t know what’s happening! It feels amazing [...]
Pat Robertson Cheating Advice: Get Over It!
Pat Robertson has already offered up advice about LGBT activities (they are members of The Illuminati!) and advice for those whose wives aren’t respectful (become Muslim and beat them!). Now, the televangelist has words of wisdom for any woman with a cheating husband: GET OVER IT! CONSIDER THE TEMPTATIONS! BE GRATEFUL HE PROVIDES FOR YOU! [...]
Carrie Underwood takes over for Faith Hill as NBC’s Sunday Night Football songstress
Wonder how Faith really feels about this? Carrie Underwood will be taking over for Faith for the upcoming season of NBCs Sunday Night Football. “I am thrilled to be a part of NBCs Sunday Night Football and am so honored they asked me. I have always loved football season, and it is so exciting to [...]
Rebecca Martinson: Forced Out of Sorority Over Email?
The resignation of Rebecca Martinson from her Maryland sorority may have been less of a resignation and more of a directive by the chapter, sources say. The author of that hilariously, offensively, head-scratchingly insane sorority girl email left Delta Gamma this week amid the controversy she created. Sources close to the situation say Rebecca’s resignation [...]
Jessica Simpson’s Mom Threatened Murder-Suicide Over Husband’s Alleged Gay Affair
A scrawled suicide note has discovered in the Los Angeles home of Ashlee and Jessica Simpson’s parents reveals that the high-profile split of Joe and Tina Simpson could have turned tragic. In the letter, Tina details being so distraught over Joe’s alleged gay affair that she planned to kill herself and take her cheating ex [...]
Facebook Mom Blocked Over Breastfeeding Pics; Company Apologizes Amid Backlash
Facebook has blocked a mom over breastfeeding photos uploaded to a page she runs for new mothers, setting off a firestorm of debate and controversy. Kristy Kemp runs the support site Breastfeeding Mama Talk, which has drawn more than 4,300 fans, one of whom uploaded nursing images (below). Facebook reportedly responded by blocking Kemp, locking [...]
Girl Gets Wisdom Teeth Pulled, Bawls Over Murdered Molars
Getting one’s wisdom teeth pulled. It may cause pain for the patient, but – my, oh my! – how it can lead to hilarity for everyone else. In what must be considered one of the greatest viral videos in human history, the young woman in the following footage just got her teeth taken out… and [...]
Punxsutawney Phil: Sued By Ohio County Over Wrong Early Spring Prediction!
Beaten down by months of snow, wind and cold, an Ohio county has issued an “indictment” against Punxsutawney Phil over his Groundhog Day prediction. Phil did not see his shadow February 2, signaling spring’s early arrival. Six days later, Winter Storm Nemo dumped 30 inches of snow on New England. Six weeks later, temperatures across [...]
Jimmy Fallon to take over The Tonight Show in 2014?
According to The New York Times, it appears that Jay Leno’s Tonight Show days are numbered. Former Saturday Night Live standout and late-latenight host, Jimmy Fallon, appears to be moving closer to the late-show throne. The Times is reporting that not only will Jimmy take over The Tonight Show, from 62-year old Jay Leno but [...]
