Zombie Apocalypse Averted? Bath Salts Ban Passes U.S. Senate
In the wake of reports that bath salts may have played a role in Saturday’s Miami zombie apocalypse attack, the U.S. Senate passed a bill to ban the substances.
Federal legislation criminalizing synthetic marijuana and some bath salts passed the Senate today and is now on its way to the House of Representatives.
The law was not passed as a result of the zombie apocalypse, but as part of the FDA Safety and Innovation Act, championed by Sen. Charles Schumer.
“Let this be a warning to those who make a profit manufacturing and selling killer chemical components to our teens and children,” Schumer (D-NY) said.
“This bill closes loopholes that have allowed manufacturers to circumvent local and state bans,” he said of the effort to ban “these deadly synthetic drugs.”
Last Saturday, Rudy Eugene, 31, was shot dead by local police on the off-ramp of the MacArthur Causeway in Miami. He was eating another man’s face.
As a police officer told Eugene to get off Ronald Poppo, he “just stood … with pieces of flesh in his mouth and he growled,” eyewitness Larry Vega said.